October 17, 2008

Help APN Out of March of Dimes Jail and Bail

Press Release:
Friday October 17, 2008
For Immediate Publication

From: The Offices of the Adoptive Parents Network LLC

The Adoptive Parents Network was contacted this morning by The March of Dimes. We were informed that we have been turned in and need to appear before the judge at the Outback Steakhouse on November 13, 2008 at 11:00 AM.

Right now only two members of the Adoptive Parents Network have been contacted to appear on the charge of "Most wanted leaders and citizens." Adoptive Parents living in the Metro Portland Oregon and Southwest Washington area can contact Anna for information about Jail Visits or attending court with me!

I'm not completely sure how it all works yet! I am waiting for some information from my legal council. I do know that So far the only thing I understand is that the bail amount in cases like this are usually set as High as possible...

Below Is some of the information I have found on the Internet about cases like the one Adoptive Parents Network is faced with today:

Jail & Bail Greater Oregon Chapter of the March of Dimes

Join your community’s most wanted leaders and citizens in serving time and raising bail in the form of donations to the March of Dimes.

Jail & Bail Outback Steakhouse


This year March of Dimes has been commandeered by pirates! Pirates are taking over and capturing the community’s most wanted citizens and throwing them into the slammer. These captives will be forced to walk the plank unless they collect enough treasure to bail themselves out. The pirate booty will go toward improving the health of all babies by funding research to prevent birth defects, premature birth, and infant mortality.

If you are interested in Helping the Adoptive Parents Network support the March of Dimes contributions may be made at This Link


1 comment:

Molly said...

I'm so excited for you. It sounds like a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to more info on this.